Humor

Topless Car Wash

I thought twice, if I should post porn video on this site but very quickly decided I most definitely should and see your reaction when you see a some lucky people getting a topless car wash…

Do post your comments on your reaction to the video


WC-2007 Ex-Theme Song for Pakistan

There is no doubt the people of Pakistan were shattered when the Pakistan Cricket Team made an early exit from the World Cup after loosing to a minnow Ireland. The dreams of lifting the trophy vanished into thin air for many leaving a broken heart including a major dent into the pockets of companies [...]


Pakistani Presidents Cursed at 64

For the past few days I have been receiving a number of SMS stating the following information
Age 64 & the Presidents of Pakistan
Iskander Mirza ousted at 64
Ayub Khan died at 64,
Yahya Khan died at 64,
Zia Died at 64, &
Musharraf will be 64 in 2007 ???
I think its important to do a little research before [...]


CJP Issues a Statement to SJC

Credit: Pak Law Blog
Start of Statement
The SJC on having gone through record passed an order detrimental against my interest and against the interest of institution whereby I have been restrained to work as supreme court judge and chief justice of Pakistan.
Such powers are not available at all to a facts finding inquiry commission/council as such [...]


Bush’s ongoing War on Terror

This video is hilarious, takes Bush’s War on Terror to an different level altogether - Enjoy


Happy Holiday’s

I wanted to send some sort of New Year/holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So on the advice of my attorney, I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes [...]


Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

This is too funny and I simply can’t resist the temptation to post this news report which has just appeared on BBC
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than [...]


Eid SMS Messages

There is no doubt that in the recent years, almost every EID is filled with a massive exchange of SMS Eid Greetings. To be honest Eid has not even started in Pakistan as its midnight on chand raat and I have already received over 25 eid wishes on SMS, I can only wonder what [...]


Zune is the ‘F’ word in Hebrew

Many must already know that on November 14th Microsoft is set to launch an iPod rival with the name of ‘Zune‘. Its a feature full media player which is being touted to challenge Apple iPod (I doubt it), Zune has a significant number of variations which can suit any persons needs.
Interestingly ZUNE is actually [...]


Stunning Video Choreography

A music video produced by the band OK Go for their track Here it goes Again. Its truly some amazing choreography to pull this stunt out and simply watching the video makes me wanna run and buy a couple of treadmills and try this at home, most likely I would fall flat on my [...]


Operation to remove Light bulb from anus

Just found this news item while browsing the net and could not stop myself from laughing

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation [...]


Hu Heckled in the US

The President of China on his recent official trip was not only heckled by a Falun Gong activist during his address on the White house lawns

If this were not enough then being heckled by President George Bush, is rude enough by an annoying tug on his sleeve. Many Chinese have said that this was [...]


Priceless MasterCard Commercial

A Priceless commercial by MasterCard which has been banned from appearing on public TV. Be forewarned as it is slightly rated so please proceed at your own risk……
Google Video - Banned MasterCard Commercial


Lasik@Home

Just found this interesting link for a device available to preform at home Lasik Surgery available for a cheap price of $99 ‘excluding’ S&H. Personally I would not advise anyone to even contemplate of getting a 20/20 vision by this device, click the image to the right to see the simple 4-step instruction sheet [...]


Precursory Rhyme

Sung to the tune of “Old MacDonald had a farm”
Old Iran wants uranium enrichment, I-A-E-A: “NO!”
And Tehran believes it is their legitimate right, I-A-E-A: “NO!”
With “intrusive inspection” here and a “nuclear option” there
Here a “bomb” there a “blast”
Everywhere a “Terror Threat”
Continue reading this amazing poem by Omer Alvie at his blog The Olive Ream (or [...]