Comments on: Nike and Rooney http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:57:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: lorik http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-212544 lorik Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:05:27 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-212544 I'm Lorik Bekteshi from kosova city suharek .I love you c.ronaldo I’m Lorik Bekteshi from kosova city suharek .I love you c.ronaldo

]]> By: Joyce http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-208956 Joyce Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:13:29 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-208956 me cago en la puta kien es el gilipollas k puso la fotoe sa de c.ronaldo llorando .. rooney si k es un llorikas de mierda k se an kedado sin euro08 los mui pringaos ARIIBA PORTUGAL!!!!!!! me cago en la puta kien es el gilipollas k puso la fotoe sa de c.ronaldo llorando ..

rooney si k es un llorikas de mierda k se an kedado sin euro08 los mui pringaos

ARIIBA PORTUGAL!!!!!!!

]]> By: that guy http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-207701 that guy Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:28:57 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-207701 hahaha WOW that should be ROONEY instead of cristano...cuz rooney isn't even good hahaha WOW that should be ROONEY instead of cristano…cuz rooney isn’t even good

]]> By: naseem http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-207380 naseem Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:27:25 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-207380 come to my world www.fcb-19.pizo.com barca for ever come to my world http://www.fcb-19.pizo.com

barca for ever

]]> By: Olive Ream http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-9677 Olive Ream Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:58:11 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-9677 WOW!...just noticed the banner..great photo and banner works. Awesome Dr. Saab!! WOW!…just noticed the banner..great photo and banner works. Awesome Dr. Saab!!

]]> By: Asad http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-9658 Asad Tue, 11 Jul 2006 22:59:36 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-9658 Hullo doc, my site on the bloggers.pk still hasn't turned up. Just curious. Hullo doc, my site on the bloggers.pk still hasn’t turned up. Just curious.

]]> By: shobz http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-9630 shobz Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:17:03 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-9630 well i am so glad i left for pakistan early. had a feeling that england would loose. the english public should not have depended on rooney. it backfired. tough luck. well i am so glad i left for pakistan early. had a feeling that england would loose. the english public should not have depended on rooney. it backfired. tough luck.

]]> By: Gotinha http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-9535 Gotinha Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:51:03 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-9535 What about the new I HATE ROONEY?!? http://www.ihaterooney.co.uk/ What about the new I HATE ROONEY?!?

http://www.ihaterooney.co.uk/

]]> By: Faisal Khan http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/comment-page-1#comment-9532 Faisal Khan Sat, 08 Jul 2006 14:03:42 +0000 http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/07/08/nike-and-rooney/#comment-9532 Here's a Rooney joke that quickly found its way across the internet, the very next day... Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ....... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht. On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away. As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," Beckham answered, "That was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country." "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows sod all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up ?" Here’s a Rooney joke that quickly found its way across the internet, the very next day…

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ……. It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, “I’ll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries.”

She knighted them and sailed away.

As she departed Rooney asked the others, “Who was that?!” “That,” Beckham answered, “That was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.”

“Well,” Rooney replied, “she knows sod all about shark fishing. How’s the bait holding up ?”

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