Archive for June, 2005
Jahil Online beaten up
For those who wanted to extract aome sort of sweet revenge on His Fraudulent-Majesty Prince Aamir Liaquat Hussain - you (including me) have sadly missed the golden opportunity, when he was mobbed and severely beaten up while going to attend Mufti Atiq’s funeral. The official verison is that his cars windscreens were smashed [...]
A Miandad Googly
A few visitors wanted to hear my reaction on the proposed marriage of Mahrukh binte Dawood Ibrahim and Junaid bin Javed Miandad. Initially I had nothing significant to report other then what was widely reported in the Print media. A week has passed and I now bring you my twist into this affair.
In [...]
Add Blocking at its finest
For people using Firefox or its variants I would like to recommend you to install one of the best extensions ever designed - “Adblock” this extension allows you to selectively block an entire domain that publishes the add. An example is that I blocked the entire Google Adwords domain by placing a universal block [...]
Human testing in Pakistan
Before I begin, this post can very well be a simple rumor but I feel it is important enough to bring to your attention.
It has come to my attention that US & UK based pharmaceutical companies are sending experimental drugs to be tested on human subjects in Pakistan, they have hired services of certain doctors [...]
Gov. Ibad gets UK benefits
This case was brougt to my attention first by Shobz and a day later was followed by an email from my friend Omar Qureshi. It must not be too embarassing for our Gov Ishrat ul Ibad to take medical and housing benefits while he languishes in luxury in Pakistan, but it is indeed very [...]
Not-as-Bad
Located at Slate.com
Marching to an Illegal war
In March 2002 long before the US publicly started waging its illegal war on Iraq it had already done some groundwork with its commitments with the American Poodle (UK). In a secret meeting held in Texas in July 2002 Blair and Bush agreed on principle to invade Iraq even if the UN or other [...]
Why Sunnis Blow themselves up
An interesting article appeared in Asia Times Online which tries to analyze why the US forces continue to face a great deal of resistance in Iraq with the latest surge in suicide bombers targetting the US military personnel. I quote a few intersting argmuments extracted from the article.
What should frighten Washington is [...]
Jackson Not Guilty
Moments ago at 2:15 am Pakistan time, Michael Jackson has been found not guilty on all 10 counts. To me this was surely a very surprisingly judgment that the Santa Barbara jury passed allowing him to run free for all the molesting charges. I was completely dead set at having him sent to [...]
Train to School
Take a closer look at this redesigned map of the London Underground by clicking the image on the right, I feel it is a unique piece of art which I incidently found on deviantart forum
Mind The Gap
Jessica Alba exposed
Hot girls make everyone so happy. So you can imagine the unbridled joy the press got when Jessica Alba came in a see-thru dress at the MTV Movie Awards.
This dress is actually fairly dopey looking, unless you’re turned on by Robin Hood, but the fact that it’s the sheerest fabric ever developed by [...]
Torrent Fascination
Gone are the days of Kaaza and Bearshear or even the old Napster, in come the world of torrent file servers. For the past few days I have been preoccupied with downloading numerous software and files shared on the torrent network. I have installed the software Azureus and have been busily using my [...]
Irritatingly Interesting
If you cast your gaze at my sidepanel you will see an new addition Titled “How to Irritate People”, I have just recently compiled a huge list of more the 250 quotes of very interesting and mostly funny items that one can do to act irritating to people. You will be treated to a [...]
Eye Color Calculator
I Its always an intriguing question to guess the color of your children, as you all know its more a genetic probablity then a mere lucky guess. TheTech company has created this nifty website where you can easity calculate the eye color of your children. Its simple and all you have to [...]
Stress Reliever
Check this Interactive Buddy flash presentation out, its a cute looking animation and you get to beat the shit out of him. To play the game you have to start by being friends with the character earning money along the way. But once you get rich you get to place grenades around [...]
Pentagon Confirms Quran Pissed on
Breaking News: A few minutes ago Pentagon has just confirmed an incident of Quran being pissed on at Gitmo Bay.
The U.S. military findings concluded that one soldier deliberately kicked the Quran, other guards hit the Quran with water balloons, and a soldier’s urine ’splashed’ (nice word ’splash’, it sounds so innocent, childlike and unintentional) on [...]
Anonymous Prank Calls
Its always been a fun deal to make anonymous prank phone calls to your friends and listen to their reaction. Well so much for finding the perfect prank call as Tricktel now has a nifty website which allows you to place these anonymous prank calls to any phone in the US (plus a few [...]
Follow your traffic signs
Basic commando training before applying for a driving license in Pakistan. It surely will get one used to the bumpy roads ahead. (Caption added at the request of my fellow blogger Shirazi, I would agree with him to add a comment to any humourous pictures as it probably adds to its humor [...]
The Great John
This was too good to pass by and had to share it with you all.
The Great John Toilet Co. manufactures a toilet seat for the those with a gifted Ass. I can only presume that people with a gifted ass probably have a tough time negotiating with the miniature sized toilet seats that [...]
